Best SouthPark Episode Ever

15 September, 2006

I really love South Park. I love to have dinner enjoying a South Park episode, and yesterday I saw the, in my view, best South Park episode ever. I thought the Rainforest episode was great, but this one is awesome!!
Best Friends Forever is hilarant, and parodies Constantine, Bush and LOTR, among others. The battle is full of 'LOTR-moments' really, really fun.

Spoiler warning.

Best Friends Forever starts when Cartman wakes his mother up; he needs her to get him to the toy store early so that he can be the first to get the new Sony PSP. When he arrives he sees there is a long line, with Kenny at the front of it. (Don't ask me how it is that Kenny has 250 bucks to get it).
Because he was first, Kenny got his PSP, but Cartman wasn’t as lucky. Kenny has found something he is really good at, he’s been playing the game “Heaven and Hell” for two weeks, day and night, doing anything else but playing. After he reaches level 60 he gets killed by a truck driver who is busy playing his own PSP.

It turnes out that God created the PSP to found somebody able to lead the Heaven Army against the army of Satan. Thus Kenny’s spirit rises up towards heaven, where he is met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter, who tells him that heaven needs him. Archangel Michael tells Kenny that basically he is Keanu Reeves. Kenny is given a golden PSP to control the army of heaven, but then Kenny disappears because he has been revived, but only in a “persistive vegetative state.” He is a fucking tomato.

Among Kenny's friends starts an argument about whether they must kept him alive with machine aid or they should let him go. The dispute goes even to TV,... which turnes out at the end was precisely what Kenny wanted to avoid in his will.
Eventually they leave Kenny alone to die in peace. In the kingdom of heaven, the battle is raging and Kenny arrives to take control of the golden PSP. The epic battle rages and Kenny manages to defeat the army of Satan. Heaven is saved and Kenny is given a special reward, a statue of Keanu Reeves.



Me encanta South Park. Me encanta cenar disfrutando de un capítulo de South Park, y ayer vi el que para mi es el mejor capítulo de South Park. Pensaba que el de la selva amazónica era genial, pero este es la puta caña.
Best Friends Forever es para partirse la caja, y entre otras cosas, hace parodia de Constantine, Bush y ESDLA. La batalla está plagada de momentos ESDLA geniales.

Contiene spoilers.

Best Friends Forever empieza con Cartman despertando a su madre. Es el día del lanzamiento de la PSP y tiene que llegar a la tienda antes que nadie. Pero cuando llega hay una cola enorme, y el primero de todos esta Kenny. (no me pregunteis de donde ha sacado la pasta).
Kenny consigue su PSP, y Cartman no. La consola viene con el juego "Heaven and Hell", en el que Kenny es extraordinariamente bueno. Lleva dos semanas jugando, sin hacer nada más, y acaba de llegar al nivel 60 cuando muere atropellado por un camión (cuyo conductor, por cierto, iba jugando a la PSP).

Resulta que la PSP la ha creado Dios para encontrar a alguien capaz de liderar al Ejercito del Cielo contra las huestes de Satan ante un inminente ataque. Así que el espíritu de Kenny llega al cielo, donde San Pedro le recibe, y el Arcangel Miguel le dice que es una especie de Keanu Reeves. Le dan una PSP dorada con la que dirigirá a las tropas celestiales, pero al momento desaparece... ha sido revivido en la Tierra, aunque permanece en 'estado vegetativo persistente'. Es un puto tomate.

Entre los amigos de Kenny comienza una pelea para decidir si deben mantener a Kenny vivo con la ayuda de las máquinas o si deben dejarlo morir. La disputa llega inluso a la TV... que resulta que era precisamente lo que Kenny había especificado en su testamento que NO debían dejar que ocurriera.

Finalmente, dejan a Kenny morir en paz. En el Reino de los Cielos, la batalla está en su auge, y Kenny llega a tiempo de tomar el control de la PSP dorada, derrotando al ejército de Satán. El CIelo es salvado, y como premio Kenny recibe una estatua de Keanu Reeves.